Thursday, September 21, 2017

Monument to Hillary

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Barack Obama, who never told the truth, because frankly, Hillary never could tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Jim Pirretti
Chandler, AZ

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Bill Hirsch said...

Did you know that both Hillary and Bill and Barack Hussein Obama, were all born under the same sign...................FOR SALE.

Chuck Lehmann said...

Under the heading of "How True It Is";
Bill Clinton collected $12 million for his memoirs. Hillary Clinton got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for the memories of two people, who for years have repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.