Saturday, April 3, 2010

SIGNS, SIGNS

I’ve attended a number of TEA PARTY events and seen lots of signs but, here are signs I’ve never seen at any of these events:

WE DEMAND A LARGER FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

FIRE THE CABINET; GIVE US MORE CZARS.

WE NEED HIGHER TAXES.

WE NEED MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.

WE LOVE RADICAL ISLAM IN WASHINGTON,DC.

WE DEMAND MORE ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS.

WE WANT MORE AND LARGER TRADE UNIONS.

WE ADORE GREEDY, CORRUPT TRIAL LAWYERS.

OBAMINATION IS GOOD FOR OUR CHILDREN.

WE TRUST BIDEN, REID & PELOSI. OH, YEAH!

WE CAN USE A LARGER DEFICIT RIGHT NOW.

MORE GOVERNMENT; LESS FREEDOM.

WE DEMAND MARXISM, COMMUNISM & SOCIALISM.

WATCH FOX NEWS EVERY DAY, 24/7.

LET THE POOREST 1% PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE.

WE DEMAND U.N. CONTROL OUR MILITARY.

WE NEED A WEAKER MILITARY TO PROTECT US.

TERM LIMITS FOR LOBBYISTS.

MORE SEIU; MORE ACORN; MORE UNIONS.

ILLEGALS HAVE RIGHTS, TOO.

MORE BACK-ROOM DEALS FROM CONGRESS.

OBAMA HAS A RIGHT TO HIS OWN PERSONAL ARMY.

LYING IS AN EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE.

TERRORISTS HAVE RIGHTS, TOO.

KEEP GUANTANIMO OPEN; CLOSE THE CONGRESS.

CONGRESS DESERVES MORE PERKS.

MORE WINDMILLS, PLEASE.

GIVE US SMALLER AUTOMOBILES.

FREE HOUSING IS A RIGHT.

WE WANT $10. PER GALLON GAS.

MORE RADICAL MUSLIMS IN THE STATE DEPT. PLEASE.

OBAMA: PLEASE EXPLAIN IT ALL TO US, AGAIN.

DEAR GOVT: CONTROL ME, PLEASE.

MORE 2,700 PAGE BILLS, PLEASE.

TRANSPARENCY SUCKS. WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW.

TELEPROMPTERS DON’T LIE BUT, HUMANS DIE.

HONEST GOVERNMENT IS NOT SUSTAINABLE.

PROFILE THIS ADMINISTRATION AND THE CONGRESS.

WE HAVE A RIGHT TO MORE MARXIST RHETORIC.

FREE CITIZENSHIP & HEALTH CARE FOR TERRORISTS.

WE DEMAND MORE OF EVERYTHING NOW – FREE!

REDISTRIBUTE THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE.

TERM LIMIT THE PRESIDENCY, RETROACTIVELY.

Phew! Glad that’s out of my system. Anytime you want more, let me know.

MORT, MORT,
The silly SIGN-tist sort
Submitted by Mort Kuff


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1 comment:

Gil Brady said...

The dulcet words of the wordsmith, Mort Kuff, left out a few more signs that didn't appear at the Tea Party rallies. Here are a few more, "Pull the plug on Grandma, we need to save money and balance the budget", "Who needs a "secret ballot" to run union elections?", "Global Warming is real, just ask the people living in So. Florida this past winter", " I don't like Obama's white other half either", "Let's throw Israel under the bus just like Obama did to his grandma". I'm sure their are many more signs that cannot or will not be shown at the many Tea Parties that will be held around the country in the coming months. Why not send them in to "Chuck on the Right Side" for publication.