“Dreams of My Father’s Son”

(that would be, me) by MORT KUFF © 2010

Volume No. 3

• I dream that Shirley Sherrod and Joe Biden disappear, never to be seen again.
  
• I dream that Ann Coulter goes on a Burger King Whopper and Boston Crème pie diet.
  
• I dream that all the TV spokesmen for ‘Gold’, invest in gold and lose their shirts.
  
• I dream that the next President nominates Thomas Sowell to the Supreme Court.
  
• I dream that Walter Williams replaces Tim Geitner as Secy. of the Treasury.
  
• I dream that our next President requests the return of the Churchill bust.
  
• I dream that the Ladies of ‘The View’ should neither be seen nor heard, again.
  
• I dream that Bill O’Reilly actually becomes more ‘fair’ and less ‘unbalanced’.
  
• I dream that Tiger Woods recaptures his old swing and finds his old putter.
  
• I dream that there’ll be an investigation of who funded Nancy Pelosi’s Botox injections.
  
• I dream that Cass Sunstein develops an advanced case of hardening of the arteries.
  
• I dream that the NY Times goes belly-up, sooner rather than later.
  
• I dream that Paul Krugman gets on ‘St.Vitus Dancing With the Stars’.
  
• I dream that before he leaves office, Obama runs out of ‘inexperience’.
  
• I dream that someday, Obama will point the finger of blame at himself.
  
• I dream that Barney Frank appears on the next cover of, “Repulsive Gays” magazine.
  
• I dream that when Nancy Pelosi looks into her mirror, she sees Helen Thomas.
  
• I dream that the science is finally settled, that Al Gore is a certifiable lunatic.
  
• I dream that the Capitol Rotunda should have a wing for, “Fools, Foul Balls & Faggots”.
  
• I dream that doing a makeover for Justice Kagan would be like putting lipstick on a ‘pug’.
  
• I dream that Sarah Palin’s I.Q. exceeds the aggregate total of the entire current Congress.
  
• I dream that Hillary’s appearance is giving worn-out dish mops a bad name.
  
• I dream that Obama’s command to ‘plug the damn hole’ applies to his big mouth.
  
• I dream that in November we once again become a nation of laws, not a nation of lunatics.
  
• I dream that the proposed atrocity in lower Manhattan be named, ‘Bloomberg & Mosque-O-Wits’.
  
• I dream that a good title for a book on Obama’s legacy would be, “A Culture of Contempt”.
  
• I dream that after the next presidential inauguration, for the first time since the last presidential inauguration, I'll be proud of the President of the United States.
  
• I dream that if a poll were to be taken of me alone, it would show conclusively, that I have an extremely low opinion of Barack Obama's policies and of the man, personally.