Saturday, January 22, 2011

Mort's Meanderings

Mr. Webster has his definitions; I have mine - -

TORTURE: What we citizens and tax-payers endure when Barney Frank speaks or acts.


RESIDENT SNAKES IN THE U.S. SENATE: Patrick Leahy, Charles Schumer, Dick Durbin, John Kerry, Dianne Feinstein, Harry Reid, Al Franken - - ugh! I can't go on.


I wonder if First Lady & Cup Cake Czarina Michelle la Belle is aware that her advice on how to run a school cafeteria or bake sale is as unnecessary, unwanted, and as stupid as all her other meddling forays into areas where she was uninvited, unwelcome and ill-equipped to advise? I'm for sponsoring another trip to Spain for her and her entire retinue of ridiculously overpaid racist retainers & gay hand-maidens - this time, a one-way ticket with no return privileges. Yank their I.D.s, Passports and Cell Phones. Save big bucks.


Barack the bumbler, Hussein the hustler and Obama the oracle - this pitiful excuse for a President, is the most vacation-taking incompetent ever to occupy the Oval Office.
One suspects that the process-of-avoidance with regard to the making of critical decisions on matters that are vital to our fiscal and physical security, is terribly taxing on such as this bumbling, hustling, oracle of offal. I believe that he should be relieved of this burden at the earliest possible moment; it is just that critical to the survival of this nation.

Based upon his record of destruction of the economy, our national security, our traditions, our values and our freedoms - this bum deserves a permanent vacation. In fact, a free flight back to his birthplace - be it Africa or Hawaii, would be the best use yet of whatever tax dollars it would cost. If either or both these places deny him access, he should be dropped from a helicopter over Thailand or North Korea, without prior notice. We could justify the expense in the name of, 'Redistribution of the UNworthiest'.

I'm feeling much better now, thank you.

Conservative Commentary by MORT KUFF (c) 2011

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Capitalism Must Prevail! said...

Ahhh, too bad for the bumblin;, stumblin' obama. One of his main Media CZARs, Kieth Doberman is gone. Yes, Mort, why does ME Shell obama attack every bakery when every time her and her family is out, they are stuffing their pie-holes with ice cream and pie

Won Hung Lo said...

Did you get a load of that dress Michelle "My Belle" wore at the state dinner for the Chinese leader? Who is her fashion designer, Pee Wee Herman? We owe almost a trillion dollars to the Chinese and here we are giving them a dinner and picking up the tab. Am I missing something here? Why do the liberals still pretend that our "leader" knows what the hell he is doing? It's all symbolism over substance.