NOBODY ASKED ME, BUT……… (Part 3)

· Why didn’t the President, who sponsored a “Job’s Summit” Conference, invite the business groups that represent the majority of employers who hire most of the workers in our economy?

· Why don’t they encourage men to wash their hands before they use the urinal instead of after they use it?

· Some full professors could and should more accurately be described as empty professors.

· Why does it take an exceptionally high degree of arrogance to believe that he/she is the one who can finally make a “centrally planned system” (government-run) work efficiently?

· Why do too many people seem to have forgotten that prosperity is created by individual freedom and creativity and not by government programs?

· When you make rules fair for everybody, the best people will achieve whatever their color, ethnic background, or sex may be.

· Why is a liberal’s idea of freedom of speech the freedom to agree with other liberals with only liberal ideas?

· Why, as Adam Smith (the father of Capitalism) once opined, is it that mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent?

· Why, if foreigners want to come to the United States, it’s got to be on our terms and not theirs?

· Why is it that you can’t give somebody something unless you take it away from somebody else?

· Calling a politician dishonest is like calling a burglar dishonest.

· Why is it better and more responsible to try Khalid Sheikh Mohammad etal. in NYC, in our Federal Court, rather than in the safe, secure, non-disruptive, almost cost-free, confines of Guantanamo Bay?

· Why does it seem that President Obama is caught up more in the trappings of the Office of President and not in its responsibilities?

· Why can’t anyone point out the part of our Constitution where it says that the government can force you to buy a product or service (like health insurance) you may or may not want to purchase, under penalty of fine or imprisonment?

· Why do most speed limit signs have ridiculously low speed limits such as 30 MPH on roads that should have limits of 40 to 45 MPH? (Could it be to get extra town or city revenue by using speed traps on unsuspecting motorists?)

· When will the “statute of limitations” kick in to prevent the present Administration from blaming Bush for everything that goes wrong?

· Will we give Osama bin Laden his “Miranda rights” if we capture him alive (that is if he is still alive) in order to continue to be stuck on stupid?


Since nobody asked me these questions, maybe you’d want to ask me some questions about the questions nobody asked me?

Written by Chuck Lehmann