Friday, January 23, 2009

Rickles Roasts The Donkeys

This isn't new, but amusing nonetheless. I hope I'm never on the receiving end because Don Rickles does not play.

Hello, dummies!
Harry Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed!
Speaking of the Speaker… Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.Rimshot.

Charlie Rangel… still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Let's all admit it… Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocaine. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right… he's from Massachusetts.
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying weasel", it may be time to retire.

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you… especially given your upbringing. All you've overcome…. I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
They say President Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree. Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

With all due respect.
I've found that if you add "with all due respect" to the end, any insult is okay.Don Rickles is merciless.

"Chuck on the Right Side"

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